Everyone has their own vision of what university is going to be like before they go. Based on things they've seen, read or heard, they form their own idea of what to expect when they rock up to halls in September and, for a while, those initial expectations might be met.
However, as university progresses, they discover that some of the ideas they had about being a student were just plain wrong. But what about those who never went to uni? They could still be living in the same bubble we managed to escape from. There's only one thing to do: let's get popping
1. They’re all lazy
2. They’re all drunkards
3. They’re all sleeping around
4. They never go to lectures
5. And if they do, they don’t pay attention
6. They just waste money
7. They live off noodles
8. They’re all troublemakers
9. They all had a ‘gap yah’
10. And now they’re using uni as a 3-year holiday
11. They’re all massive druggies
12. They’re all messy
13. They don’t care about their future
14. They’re all radical socialists
15. They all stay up all night, every night
There's only one thing to say to all of those ideas
(Student Beans, 2014)
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